“I Work to Afford Therapy & Coffee” – Unisex Hoodie

Life’s cold. Bills are climbing. And frankly, coffee and therapy are the only things keeping you functional. This hoodie won’t solve your problems, but it will keep you warm while you spiral with style.

Comfy enough to wear while doomscrolling, overthinking, or sitting in your therapist’s waiting room. Also makes a brilliant gift for your favorite burnout bestie, emotionally exhausted coworker, or any millennial just trying their best.

☕ Product Features:

• Roomy kangaroo pocket – for warming your hands or hiding your feelings.

• Adjustable drawstring hood – tightens to match your stress levels.

• Smooth, seamless design – unlike your emotional baggage.

• Durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend – half comfort, half coping mechanism.

• Ethically made – because at least your hoodie has its life together.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F) – as cold as your therapist's "let's unpack that" stare.

• Tumble dry: medium heat.

• Iron low if needed – but let’s be honest, you won’t.

• Do not dry clean – neither of you needs that kind of pressure.